Monday, January 30, 2012

MMWUC - New Year's Resolutions

Okay, it's the end of January in the new year, specifically 2012. Do you know where your protagonist is?

What? You have touched your book since you had the flu on January 2nd, and now your protagonist is hanging off the Matterhorn with the only known vile containing the antidote that can save the world from a deadly virus being injected by evil alien dinosaurs into all the deciduous trees in the world so that when the leaves fall and deteriorate they will cover the earth with the virus' toxic vapors! Get back to the pen and pencil, typewriter, computer, or tablet and save your protagonist. Send up a former female American Gladiator with the strength of Arnold Schwarzenegger and the looks of Megan Fox, nah, not her, too pouty, how about Christie Brinkley at 30, better. Have her rescue him so he can rescue her and they can rescue the world. Show Clive Cussler how it's done. It's time to recharge those New Year's resolutions and take a bite out of the alien dinosaurs.

I hear they taste like chicken.

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